Here is the new trailer for the upcoming “Sex and the City 2” movie, featuring Law & order favorite Chris Noth. The movie is scheduled for release in May.
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Chris Noth for Mayor!
Has anyone seen Chris Mac Noth?
Chris Noth, a month has now gone by,
I'm fair disappointed, I can't tell a lie!
I thought by now, you'd have had a wee tweet,
You can trust in me, I am very discreet!
I'm fair disappointed, because you've not joined,
this social network, that twitter has coined!
You must know, that your fans, are just waiting,
some of them anxious, and some of them fainting!
If they get a petition, would you think of it then?
they'd vote you for mayor, they're so loyal "ye ken"!
I think your quite stubborn, to say the least,
It's like taming the shrew, or is it taming the beast!
I have poked you, with my "cheeky" stick,
just so happens, that your skin's, quite thick!
No movement from you, in the form of a twitter,
Oh yes! did I mention, the prize is a fritter!
Fritters are good, with a distinctive taste,
all crispy and golden, with a spud tasting paste.
The more drippy the grease, the easier it slides.
I reckon its better with chips on the side!
The new diet is working, your looking so trim,
lots of new clothes and a top plaster skim.
Your biceps, look all shiney and round,
Are they for real, or is it silicone compound?
They resembled some boobies, that I saw once,
mistakingly, close up, I thought they where buns!
Your fan base are rousing, and saying its not fair,
that your not on twitter, and not wanting to share!
Now you must be thinking, "why all the rush,
there's plenty of time, you don't need to push"!
A month of expecting, a twitter from you,
is enough of a wait, it's about 500 brews.
I have a confession, that I have to make,
for you to do twitter, I have a big stake!
I put on a bet, that, I would get you a "twitting",
and as you can see, Im not ready for quitting!
I betted a fiver, and thought I would win,
I should not have gambled, I know it's a sin!
But the deed is now done, and I cannot let go,
I'm persistant you see, but have nothing to show!
If the answer is no, then the answer is no,
Then the tweets from Chris Noth is a simple no show!
I will end, my temptatious technique,
and perhaps have a go, with a plate of pomme frites!
I will have to get around, this no win situation,
a plan to be hatched, out of need and frustration.
I'll buy a wee bird, one that will speak,
I'll test him out first, to make sure that he tweets!
I will paint up his feathers, a light shade of brown,
and I dye his head black, just the top of his crown!
I'll feed him with trill, and a bit of a loaf,
tell him over 'n' over that his name is "MacNoth"!
The only thing is, he lacks in physique,
I'll have to try out, a lengthening technique!
I need to stretch out, his wee tiny pegs,
until he's a 33", inside his leg!
He has a spare tyre, around his mid,
The vet will do lipo, for around 40 Quid!
His claws are rough, in need of a pedicure,
this will protect, the keyboard, for sure!
He carefully picks, at the keys nice and neat,
the letters he needs, to get out his tweet.
Sometimes he get angry, and, gives it a peck,
I better not let on, there is a spell check!
His chest is all puffy, and filled out with air,
I might shave it off, and make him go bare!
A top coat of tan varnish, should do the trick,
hoping the cold, does not make him sick!
I'll have to do something, with his fluffy top,
Bionical Gel, should produce a slick mop.
The lights on his napper, sparkle and glint,
don't look too close, or you'll be left with a squint!
His shoulder's are broad and boy do they sway,
for a wee bird, it's a real manly way!
And his walk is strong, and just fantastic,
it amazing what you can do, with some glue and elastic!
Miniature weights, tied on to his claws,
would build up his muscles, and add to the cause!
His beak is just right, the ratio's true,
with a wee touch of putty, and he will look just like you!...
...His jaw is now, very defined,
to be honest, it was a bit of a grind!
He squeaked and he squawked, at each little tweak,
but now he is a bird, that is very unique!
The process itself, was not very easy,
Any bird lover, will find this quite queasy!
He never complained, throughout all his training,
I think for stardom, he is secretly aiming!
"Wee Chris MacNoth", I'm sure is content,
When I tell you, that this role, was heaven sent!
He is a natural entertainer, and showman as well,
his ego is growing, "how can I tell"?
His head is getting bigger, I think it might blow,
now that, would, make a great, "wee Chris Mac" show!
Theres tears in his eyes, and he's looking intense,
oh! I see it now, theres some grit on his lens!
He is pretty good, at acting for ghirlies,
a wee wink here and there, sends them into twirlies!
The ghirlies are giddy and lightheaded too,
he blows out air kisses, and aims them at you!
His wardrobe is filling, with all types of leathers,
he thinks it is sexy and works with his feathers!
The stylist is ducking, from his requests,
for a "Rab C. Nesbitt's", string type vest.
He has suddenly developed, a liking for kilts,
swinging his butt and making it tilt!
Left and right, as high as it will go,
shocking the ghirlies, and making them glow!
Up to now, I have not mentioned much of his butt,
it's not very visible, when doing his strut!
It looks a bit lost, and kind of a small,
but remembering now, that he's near 6 foot tall!
Perhaps an injection of fat, to his ass,
will make his butt, a convincing 'A' pass!
Or, we could camouflage, and stuff in a quilt,
it's okay in his jeans, but not in his kilt!
I'll bet you a fiver, I can pull this one off,
A replica clone of the big Chris Noth!
As long as he tweet's, I'm in with a shout,
You had your chance Chris, the birds in, and your out!
Now don't start to greet, or winge, or whine,
It's "wee Chris's" shot now, at the big time!
The press is excited, at this new chris clone,
they are desperately trying to get him alone!
Wee chris is overwhelmed, at all this attention,
we will have to make sure, he gets a good pension!
The pressure is mounting, and he is standing tall,
his fans are all squealing, he's having a ball!
He started to show, an interest in smoking,
no kidding, seriously, I am not joking!
Between, his two feathers, he stuffs a cigar,
waves it around, when he's at the bar!
The problem with this is, that he is vunerable,
He does not realise, that his top coat is flammable!
A stray spark from a cig, could prove fatal, even death,
I think in the long run, I will have to buy meths!
Occasionally, I must admit,
he drinks to excess, I've told him too quit!
Drink after drink, he starts to get boozie,
this is when, he becomes a wee woosie floosie!
We all have weaknesses, "I say with a sigh",
He done me a favour, he's my wee tweety pie!
Its amazing the length, that we'll go for a bet,
"Ah life, its just a game of roulette"!
The "Wee Chris MacNoth", is the apple of my eye,
he does what he told, he is my kinda guy!
He tackles the twitters, left, right and centre,
He teeters and tweeters on the edge of adventure!
"Wee Chris MacNoth", is looking quite dapper,
he is tweeting out, amazing Scot's "patter"!
The words flow out, graceful and ryhming,
Its amazing his wee brain, can deal with the timing!
"Wee Chris MacNoth", is an amazing wee creature,
Im sure there's a film, for him to be featured!
I don't have an agent lined up for him yet,
As I was saying "its a game of roulette"!
NO OFFENCE INTENDED - Kuriouscat.
Seriously anonymous, you need to seek help.
This is my therapy!
Glaswegian eastenders don't do therapy!
We are really tough!
I wonder if Chris realizes he has his very own Poet Laureate?
Chris Noth I have to tell you, that you have missed out,
the wee bird MacNoth has been putting it about!
I think that this cover up, has confused all your fans,
it was the colour that did it, that light varnish tan!
The likeness is uncanny, he is getting stopped in the street,
the punters are asking, when is his next tweet!
He gives them a nod, and a cheeky wee grin,
not too much, for it will crack his top skim!
The paps are all fighting for a glimpse of wee mac,
sometimes, he feels that he is under attack!
One at a time he tweets to them loudly,
looking back over, he winks at me proudly!
He is definetely happy, in his new life,
he should have been married, with four weans and a wife!
He leaves me wee presents, wee bundles of trill,
wrapped up in nice tissue, up there on the cill.
I rent him out, to host as main tweeter,
he loves the attention, he wonderful speaker!,
There's great things ahead, for this wee fella.
so long as the varnish, keeps out the yellow!
On Monday, he got his first real audition,
he went in confidant, with a special rendition.
Its about birds in New York, with no civil rights there,
I thinks its a name like, "Claw and order"!
There's another wee show he's thinking about,
he not sure though, if it has any clout!
Its about birds in New York and how they get scitty.
the name escapes me...oh yes, "Pex in the City"!
I think it is time now, for an independant film,
low budget production, will sure make him squirm!
The scripts are red hot, and flying off the press.
he secretly worried, that he'll have to undress!
For a scraggy wee bird, he buffed up quite good,
some time and effort, produced a cool looking dude!
An electric polisher, for a sheen on the top,
matched the spit and polish that I gave to his mop!
Chris Noth, you should go and take an audition,
perhaps for the part, of a family addition!
He will certainly be pleased, to be next to a pro,
I believe you could help him, and sure make him glow!
How much would you want, for this type of part,
I could give you 10 quid, now it's just for a start!
but If you become, a regular guest star,
I'll be able, to afford you second-hand car!
I know that your looking, for a new show,
would you be interested, in this, c'mon, have a go!
You could be the producer, director as well,
the camcorder is ready, I don't think it fell!
Wee mac is spitting out feathers,
gasping for air, its hot in his leathers!
He is trying his best, to get you to notice,
but the camera is duff, it's a bit out of focus!...
...He is trying to direct, its a bit 'avant garde',
On his low budget, its difficult and hard!
The production is slow and could do with some lube,
the first airing of this show, you will find on 'youtube'!
Watch out for him now, I think he'll be big.
Look at him twitting, up there on his twig.
His pals are excited at this new launched Mac,
Tweeting contently when hitting the sack!
Now Chris Noth, If you need a break,
I'll give you him free and he can act as your fake!
Its the least I can do, considering all things there,
He'll take on your role, with a wing and a prayer!
He studied you closely cause you're his hero, you see,
he can fill in your shoes, for two weeks maybe three!
Now scoop up your lassie and your wee bonnie wean,
Off to the hills, or some dried oot prairie plain!
Relax and enjoy, some quality time,
Wee MacNoth, has got the papzi's in line.
If things get rowdy, or he feels he cant cope,
He'll tweet you a sign and you can throw him a rope!
Wee Chris MacNoth, is getting very successful,
to be completely honest, he is getting quite stressful!
I think I will send him, on a wee vacation,
A bus trip I think, throughout this great nation!
He can play some Golf, perhaps at Fairmont,
A wee break at the ninth, and a drink from the font!
or he can check out some Lochs, for the monster "nessie",
I can see him now hiding, he's a bit of a jessie!
I'm sure his wee kilt, is the first thing he packs,
first out of the case and on to the rack!
A wee matching tie, for evening attire,
not forgetting, his sporran, wedged under his tyre!
I'm thinking of selling, off his rights,
when mentioned at first, he took awful fright!
Perhap's at the moment, he is not quite ready,
I'll keep him a bit longer, until he's more steady.
A future contract, with HBO,
Perhaps, CBS would make Foxy glow!
The contract is simple, it would be 50/50,
bring on the royalties, now that would be nifty!
Now for all the distributers, don't all rush at once,
I know that new talent, is worth a second glance.
There's a queue forming, it's gone around the block.
the distributers are buzzing with excitable talk!
I just have to warn you, that wee mac is young at heart,
He's just out of nappies, ach well it's a start!
Accidents do happen, when he has a wee wee,
a cross legged birdie, that is something to see!
Now Chris Noth, if you were to agree,
no expense will be spared, very lavish you see!
I will break out a special dish, a family heirloom,
as much Haggis fritters, as you can consume!
Followed by "Tunnocks", and a glass of the "bru",
no, let me remind you, its been broke out by few!
So if your willing, for some arty art.
give me a tweet, so I can make a fast start!
No OFFENCE INTENDED - Kuriouscat.
Thankyou Sara!
kuriouscat.
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